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iPhone Gangster

A white (can be black) kid who was raised or being raised by a middle class family and thinks they're tough shit.
They talk about doing drugs and fighting when they are, in reality, too scared to even come close to that.
"That kid isn't shit he's just an iphone gangster." -someone who actually IS tough shit.
by Cummissioenr2am April 24, 2018
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Iphone Syndrome

They'll think you're got shit when they have you, hold onto you when they think they need you, but then trade you up first opportunity they get. (Refering primarily to a shitty boy/girlfriend who is with you because you happen to be sucked into their shit. Had someone else come along before they'd be with this sack of shit and you wouldn't even be on their radar. ) Just like how you thought your Iphone 4 was amazing until you got that fancy ass 5c, and sold your 4 like the cheap whore it really was.
Mary thought Jack was totally in love with her until Mindy, a hotter, taller, skinnier girl came to town. Turns out Jack was only with Mary until he could trade up for a Mindy; proving he's got Iphone Syndrome, and should be set on fire.
by _nitzah_ May 4, 2018
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When you're sitting on the toilet too long playing on your phone and your shitty ass dries to an unwipable crust.
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Sorry I got a bad case of iPhone ass after lunch.
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iPhone 5s

answer your iPhone 5s
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iphone galaxy

The phone that the older generations believe to be popular with the kids
Malcolm! Have you seen that spoilt little bitch on her iPhone galaxy? These kids are all the bloody same!”
by Tomfoolery80 January 3, 2020
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IPhone LXIX

Now with 4D porn.
by TunaBread July 1, 2020
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iPhone loser

Someone who realizes they are pathetic so they buy an iPhone.
"Adam realized he was a loser, so he decided to buy an iPhone to join the rest of the iPhone loser losers."
by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020
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