Definitions by Tomfoolery80
poundland battery
Jack “I see that lazy bastard has turned up to work today”
Steve “yea I know! He’s as much use as a Poundland battery”
Steve “yea I know! He’s as much use as a Poundland battery”
poundland battery by Tomfoolery80 January 3, 2020
iphone galaxy
“Malcolm! Have you seen that spoilt little bitch on her iPhone galaxy? These kids are all the bloody same!”
iphone galaxy by Tomfoolery80 January 3, 2020
Swine
When you meet a woman from a social dating site and you’ve been catfished to the point where large amounts of alcohol are needed to sleep with the pig
“I was expecting a beauty, I got a pig and as the Sauvignon blanc flowed she became my swine”
Rob “how’s it going with the swine”
Frank “shit hot mate, we went for a walk in the woods last week after a glass of wine and the bastard found me truffles”
Rob “how’s it going with the swine”
Frank “shit hot mate, we went for a walk in the woods last week after a glass of wine and the bastard found me truffles”
Swine by Tomfoolery80 January 3, 2020