“Malcolm! Have you seen that spoilt little bitch on her iPhone galaxy? These kids are all the bloody same!”
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“I was expecting a beauty, I got a pig and as the Sauvignon blanc flowed she became my swine”
Rob “how’s it going with the swine”
Frank “shit hot mate, we went for a walk in the woods last week after a glass of wine and the bastard found me truffles”
Rob “how’s it going with the swine”
Frank “shit hot mate, we went for a walk in the woods last week after a glass of wine and the bastard found me truffles”
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Steve “yea I know! He’s as much use as a Poundland battery”
Steve “yea I know! He’s as much use as a Poundland battery”
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