Claus spider-hosed Inès' hair and face this morning. She's almost spider-free now.
"Tony, let me exercise some spider-hosing on you before Christmas Eve. Your eyelids are kind of sticky."
"Tony, let me exercise some spider-hosing on you before Christmas Eve. Your eyelids are kind of sticky."
by Krkič February 06, 2019
“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”
by elamenapee March 28, 2020
by HotAlienTea December 07, 2019
a sexual practice in which a black man (preferably Nigerian) inserts his abnormally large penis into a slender asian midgets anis. This man's penis should petrude out of the women's mouth and cuases her to gag excessively this gag reflex is used as a ejackulative method which causes the nigerian to come in a imense firehose orgasm.(can only be done with an asian midget over 18 otherwise completly socially unexceptable)
dude my 8 foot tall boyfriend got kinky and gave me an evil watering hose i blacked out and i woke up in apool of saliva and come.
by Howard p. donivin June 05, 2011
Plural version of a Ho. The only thing hose are good for is as punching, they suck at everything else.
Terry: Yo, look at those hose! Thats some good booty.
Chad: Bruh hose are crap, only good for some Punch-Out.
Chad: Bruh hose are crap, only good for some Punch-Out.
by ltotheando November 16, 2020
by Coggy8 October 07, 2022