Garden hose

When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus

I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.

by Richey0134 August 10, 2021

Kink in the hose

Annoying person who gets under your skin while trying to live your best life

Spencer, stop being such a kink in the hose and get out of my way! Sheeesh.

by the_austinjames June 20, 2021

hose Karen

a Karen who restricts access to a hose nozzle by securing a device to the hose connection so that no one else can attach their hose of choice, hence the hose Karen.

The hose Karen has struck again.

by Cloak & Dagger August 25, 2022

Get Hosed

To tell someone to get lost, cool down...literally get blasted with a hose

Squishy get hosed

by Somerandomname112233 November 2, 2022

Hose

When someone tried to spell José on their child's birth certificate but are illiterate.

Hey, what did you name your kid?

Hose

Spelt like José.

No. Like Hose.

by Coggy8 October 6, 2022

Rubber Hose Black

A specific shade of Black used in cartoon during the 1920's and early 1930's

Those Toons with Rubber Hose Black limbs!

by Super Bower October 14, 2022

balls hose

A penis.

Ian: I went on a date last night. She was so hot I’m amazed she didn’t set the smoke alarm off.

Roy: did she ask you to get your balls hose out to put the fire out on her face?
Ian: waaayyy!
Roy: Lads! Lads! Lads!

by brexitroy March 19, 2022