Minority Fire hose

When you drink a large amount of stool softeners, and place a finger so it is covering half of your asshole. (Much like when u place a finger over a hose to increase the pressure) You then spray your unsuspecting partner with your fecal matter, making her look like a minority.

I gave my girlfriend a Minority Fire Hose, and knocked her off her feet with the pressure.

by BlueBooty November 19, 2014

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balls hose

A penis.

Ian: I went on a date last night. She was so hot I’m amazed she didn’t set the smoke alarm off.

Roy: did she ask you to get your balls hose out to put the fire out on her face?
Ian: waaayyy!
Roy: Lads! Lads! Lads!

by brexitroy March 19, 2022

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soaker hose

The tube and funnel used to get belligerently drunk at a party.

Dude, we had a killer soaker hose party last night!

by mickroot July 16, 2008

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hose Karen

a Karen who restricts access to a hose nozzle by securing a device to the hose connection so that no one else can attach their hose of choice, hence the hose Karen.

The hose Karen has struck again.

by Cloak & Dagger August 25, 2022

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