Dunk On The Hoops

When you ejaculate through a woman's hoop earring and goes through.

We was fucking and this bitch had big ass earrings so you already know I had to dunk on the hoops.

by Pb_n_John November 1, 2020

hoop

Los Angeles County Sheriff's way of saying 'cruiser, patrol car, radio car'.

Deputy Mandes got his hoop rear ended.

by lssheriff May 5, 2021

Karters hoop

When ones bum hole Is sore after a bout of karting , also known as ring sting

Hey a few of us from go karting have got karters hoop , have you had any symptoms

by Kartingqueen July 22, 2022

Hoop Knee

A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.

The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.

Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."

by JMRR5 June 18, 2022

hoop love

Hoop love is sex between 2 men.

Billy and Bob were practicing some hoop love.

by SkulledWarlock November 6, 2022

hoop

playing basketball

Hey do you hoop?

by anonymous November 20, 2022

cheeto hooping

When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.

Omg bro my girlfriend wanted to go cheeto hooping at the bar. We did it… It was kinda hot.

by chestercheetah69420 November 27, 2022