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cheeto hooping

When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.

Omg bro my girlfriend wanted to go cheeto hooping at the bar. We did it… It was kinda hot.

by chestercheetah69420 November 27, 2022