Karting

Karting is the best freakin sport EVER invented. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER IN THIS WORLD, AND IF YOU PROVE ME WRONG I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF BY EATING A REAL LOT OF ICECREAMS.

Its basically all about placing your fantastic, NOT FAT ass (a driver is a better version of a human BTW) in a funny little thing with the steering wheel, four tires, chassis nad something that some call "an engine".

So called "engines" are said to be capable of developing 34 HP and going as fast as 200 km PER FRIGGIN hour! There are of kozzzz weaker engines too, but no lames drive 'em, cos they still are like the fastest freakin things a human can drive.

So, Karting is a sport for real TUFF GUYS, or GREAT, FANTASTIC, TUFF BUT NOT BY AN APPEARANCE, SWEEEEEET, FREKIN KEWL GIRLS LIKE MYSELF, WHO BASICaLLY PWN EVERYBODYS ASSES.

If you ever meet a kart racer, dont evern try talkin to im/er, just bow and kiss their shoes SUCKER.

Kart Racer: fuck you fuckin idiots suckers, stupid lame fatasses, goddamn these dipsticks, go fuck yourselves hard freakin damned dickfaces.

Lamer #1: OMG, DID YOU HEAR THAT!? WAS IT GOD HIMSELF PRAISING US!?

Lamer #2: NO!!!!!!!!!! ITS BETTER!.... IT WAS THE.... KART RACER...........HERSELF!

Kart racer: Karting is kewl

by I PWN U September 9, 2006

karting

When you're playing that new Mario Kart app and don't have time for anything else.

Sorry, I can't watch that movie with you today, I'm too busy karting.

by PESUYD September 30, 2019

Karting on Rainbow Road

When you're using a dildo and it is rainbow.

Friend 1: Yo man, what are you up to right now?
Friend 2: Hey dude, just Karting on Rainbow Road, you know how it is!

by afeverishguy January 2, 2025

Leisure Karting

Usually pronounced in the pompous fashion, lee-sher, Leisure Karting applies to any of the Mario Kart games on Nintendo systems. Leisure Karting consists of playing the game multiplayer against friends, but not competitively, and never in teams for a tournament.

Yo, I'm not in the mood for a competitive game right now. Can we just go Leisure Karting?

by bobsnormal August 10, 2008

mario karting

while having sex with your partner, you play mario kart and try to come first in game without coming first in real life.

i went mario karting with my girlfriend last night and she blasted my ass in rainbow road while i blasted her ass with my dick.

by deekayzero November 18, 2018

Mario Karting

Mario Karting:

Mario Karting can be observed when an individual attempts to drive a vehicle while under the influence of various narcotics & is most commonly associated with "candy flipping".

Although LSD & MDMA are the base ingredients for a true Mario Karting experience this can be further enhanced by adding to the mix such marvels as Valium, Nitrous Oxide & Marijuana Leaf - this list is not exhaustive.

Jimmy thought it'd be a good idea to go Mario Karting after a wild night out. He turned up the dial on his stereo & decided on some filthy ragga jungle for the ride. The tunes were banging & the roads were swerving but Jimmy thought he was doing just fine. His foot was down & with him bearing down on the destination he was seeking all of a sudden out of nowhere... WHAM. Poor Jimmy became the "Madcapped Parked Car Killer Man".

by Devastez July 6, 2011

spark up go karting

When simon wants to organise a go kart session for the boys.

Scott- " we should do something as a group".
Simon - " yeah let's spark up some go karting".
Keirsten - "spark up go karting???? Wtf".

by Spark it up April 20, 2018