Porn goggles 

The anomaly of finding an ugly person attractive as soon as their genitals are exposed. Usually the result of extreme randiness, but not always.

Sofie - "Eeew, did you seriously go home with Larissa last night??!!"
Steve - "I know, I know! I wasn't gonna actually DO anything, but then she took her knickers off and the porn goggles appeared..."

Porn goggles by Dirty Animals February 12, 2009

Foggy Goggles 

The situation a person (usually female) suffers when their eyes are coated with semen, creating an effect much like looking through fogged-up swimming goggles.

After receiving a fabolous blowjob, he ejaculated on Nikki's doe-eyed face leaving her wearing a pair of foggy goggles.

Foggy Goggles by Jaik666 November 22, 2006

Alabama Goggles 

When one hangs their balls over somones face to cover their eyes.

Alabama Goggles by Anonymous May 13, 2003

sorority goggles 

Large framed sunglasses commonly worn by sorority girls, celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, and gay men (note: not to be confused with aviators). Often accompanied by Ugg boots, miniskirt, two polo shirts (each with collar popped), and a complete lack of dignity. Manufacturers include Chanel, Dolce & Gabbana, and Gucci.

Frat boy: Dude, look at that blonde chick over there. I wanna bang her.
Non-frat guy: The one in the sorority goggles?
Frat boy: Yeah, dude, and the Uggs. Do you think she'll be up for it?
Non-frat guy: Shouldn't be too hard. She's a tri delt.
Frat boy: Can I borrow a condom?
Non-frat guy: Sure thing. But before you introduce yourself, put your collar down. You look like an idiot.

sorority goggles by Robert B. July 30, 2008

wrinkly goggles

Wrinkly goggles are applied by laying one's testicles on top of someone's eyelids while they sleep, or perhaps while they are awake.

Life always looks better through a pair of wrinkly goggles!

wrinkly goggles by nelliott83 October 11, 2006

Beard Goggles 

When a beard-bearing individual is convinced that his facial hair looks great, regardless of how bad it may look to everyone else.

Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.

"Wow, have you seen Dave's beard? It looks terrible, I don't know why he won't shave that thing."

"It's because he has beard goggles right now, in his mind it looks great."

Beard Goggles by TRON 2.1 December 7, 2009

Saddam Goggles 

When the male ejaculates in his partner's (be it male or female) eyes during intercourse.

I gave that bitch the Saddam Goggles.

Saddam Goggles by Harry S Truman April 11, 2005