I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.

Referring to a girl, that while not a knock-out, is someone you would easily sleep with.

Guy 1: That girl ain't that hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.

by ianamalsu August 26, 2007

Eating out

Eating at a restaurant or eatery. (which is actually basically the same thing as a restaurant)Also a synonym for cunnilingus

Alf: Hey Rick; how was your date with Eve yesterday?
Rick: It was great; we went to this outdoor restaurant in the park and ate out.
Alf: -Snicker, laugh.-
Rick: What's so funny?
Alf: -Cough.- Nothing.

by Mike December 16, 2004

eating out

Eating out is when someone starts to lick or bite a pussy or vagina.

"Yes, dear, he's eating me out right now!!!"

by Douchebag February 10, 2003

monkey eating yogurt

a code word for an asshole.

person 1: did you see what that guy did to her?
person 2: yeah! he's a monkey eating yogurt!

by Creepy Carrie April 26, 2009

clean eating

A term applied to a wide range of 'healthy' eating habits, usually by people with an unhealthy obsession with fitness and/or body weight. It is mostly a means of garnering praise or approval from peers and making anyone who isn't into clean eating feel like their food is somehow dirty.

Clean eaters are obliged to post on social media about their 'clean' meals at least daily, and should never post about any non-clean meals they consume, so as to give the impression that they are strict clean eaters and their discipline is something to be admired.

If taken literally, clean eating is eating food in its most natural state. In practise though, clean eating can include all manner of processed foods such as milk, pasta, cheese and bread, depending on individual interpretation.

I just LOVE this new celery, carrot and cottage cheese combo! Clean eating ftw! #fitness #cleaneating #rawfood #healthy #5kgin5weeks

by n3xia August 4, 2014

eating a cookie

Arrogantly displaying complete contempt for those one is supposed to serve. Similar to "fiddling while Rome burns."

Q.What do you think about the crisis in health care?

A. I am eating a cookie

by allalberta November 22, 2010

Hot Dog Eating Contest

The act of trying to fit as many dicks in your mouth as possible

Two girls had a hot dog eating contest with the entire football team!

by H-farkswag March 21, 2015