One who acts like he/she has more authority than has been bestowed to him/her. Often characterized as being loudmouthed, obnoxious, and having no friends. A compound of douchebag and hippopotamus.
by fightclubRAP April 30, 2010
Get the Doucheapotamus mug.A man who performs oral sex on his female partner after he has ejaculated inside of her vagina and directly afterwards attempts to kiss her is known as a douchebreath.
by Nadsss August 8, 2010
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by Eddie to the O July 23, 2011
Get the Douchebid mug.A negative term used to describe someone in the act or acting like a douchebag. The act of being or acting like a douchebag twat dipshit bro
Dude... Do you see that flat rimmed hat wearing Bro shittastic fucktard with the emo pants. That is some serious douchebaggerey right there.
by MARK MACFARLANE July 31, 2007
Get the douchebaggerey mug.a willfully ignorant person considered to be a waste of sperm thus polluting the environment from their idiot infection.
any irritating, mis-matching information giving individual who is careless and reckless in societal settings.
any given person suffering from shithead syndrome, dickhead disease, moron malignancy, terminal temper, two-faced tremors or any maliciously intended "cognitive blooper".
any irritating, mis-matching information giving individual who is careless and reckless in societal settings.
any given person suffering from shithead syndrome, dickhead disease, moron malignancy, terminal temper, two-faced tremors or any maliciously intended "cognitive blooper".
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"So dude/chick told me this and then later changed her story claiming another"
"What a douchebag."
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"Dick/Bitch almost hit me on the bike with their truck/car/van."
"What a douchebag."
"So dude/chick told me this and then later changed her story claiming another"
"What a douchebag."
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"Dick/Bitch almost hit me on the bike with their truck/car/van."
"What a douchebag."
by Douchebag Annihilator January 2, 2010
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Get the douchebag mug.When there are two cars in front of you on a two-lane road going exactly the same speed, preventing you from passing. Can be expanded for three or more lanes, or even walking behind people on the sidewalk.
I would have been here earlier but these damn synchronized douchebags on the Parkway didn't let me pass for 20 miles!
by purplecowboy September 11, 2009
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