Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

When a man is taking a dump in the tank of a toilet while a female is sitting on the bowl taking a dump while facing him and performing oral sex on him.

Yo I was taking a shit and Tracy want to give me a blumpkin but she also had to take a shit so we did an Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

by Roger Podacter September 19, 2010

double decker

When you sit on your homie’s shoulders with your nuts in his face and shit through the space in between his legs.

Yo, me and devon dropped a steaming double decker earlier in the church bathroom!

by lads9 September 8, 2018

weed on deck

to have lots and lots of weed
"an expansive amount of marijuana"

"holy fuck that nigga got weed on deck err day son!"

"dude, you're white. i know he has a fuckload of weed but don't talk in 'ebonics'"

"FUCK YOU BITCH HE GOT WEED ON DECK"

by fourfourfourty October 16, 2008

Deck 19th

Orgasm. To lose control of one's sexual feeling. To explode with orgasmic thrust.

I say, old chum, I believe that woman has attained Deck 19th!

by Mike Adam Caela Mick Nick April 29, 2007

deckfast

When a person does something between dinner and breakfast.

Colette was giving me mad deckfast when Alyssa joined in, it was awesome!

by higginlover101 May 11, 2009

Dock Surfing

when you (out of boredom) scroll your mouse over to the doc on an apple comuter and surf on the icons back and forth so the icons make a wave.

I was so bored yesterday, I found myself Dock Surfing.

by fatosi May 12, 2009

Deckorum

1. dignified propriety of behavior, speech, dress, etc with regard to the act of top decking.
2. the quality or state of being deckorous; orderliness; regularity; efficiency; justice; stealth.

I heard some young ruffian top decked that nice irish theme pub, even though their prices were reasonable and the beer tasty.

Such an act violates deckorum.

by Hauntedddd October 5, 2009