cusks

a word that is for people who are too lazy to say corn husks.

Jonny and I threw out the cusks when were done with dinner.

I hate cleaning up all those damn cusks.

by hillaryyrallih January 17, 2009

nasty custard

The resulting potpourri of squishy feces after a particularly violent diarrhea episode.

Dude, after the burritos and booze last night I made a really nasty custard this morning in my old lady's bed.

by Ed J. September 16, 2006

The customer is always right

A maxim in the retail industry wherein a customer is first priority. The sentence is a logical fallacy because it never assumes that a customer can lie, (They do. A lot.) have unrealistic expectations, (They do. A lot.) make ridiculous demands, (They do. A lot.) or even flat-out abuse the staff member in question just because. (They... Well, you get the idea.) As a result, this mindset has led to many, many, MANY instances of customers acting like entitled jackasses because they think it will get them what they want.

"The customer is always right?" More like, "The customer is usually a moron and an asshole."

by Intelligence001 February 22, 2020

cush that

Verb:

To upgrade an inferior item or situation to one of higher quality or comfort.

Hotel Front Desk Clerk: Would you like a single king room or a double queen?
You: Cush that. Give me the suite with the balcony.

You Ordering Fast Food: Give me a large fry. No, cush that, give a large curly fry.

by TheChosen00110001 December 27, 2014

snatch custard

an absolutely disgusting phrase for vaginal discharge.

i don't think i'm capable of publicly using the phrase snatch custard, it's too disgusting.

by fat brewer January 24, 2010

purple cush

The proper spelling is Purple KUSH. It is a cross between the 2 cannabis strains O.G. Kush and Purple#1 from Mendocino county in northern Califorrnia. KUSH refers to a strain of cannabis sativa subsp. indica that was indiginous to the kush mountain range of Afghanistan. The Kush strain is most widely known for it's pungent, spicy aroma as well as it's unmatched potency. Since KUSH hit the scene it has been inbread and bastardized. Many other strains that have no genetic link to real KUSH have adopted it's name simply to cash in on it's reputation. The most popular of the kush strains is th O.G. (Origional Gangsta')Kush which is no kush at all. It is actually a hybred of 2 heavy hitting sativas known as 'Chemdawg' and 'G13'. Favored in the rap community for it's potency and ungodly price (upwards of $30 a gr) it has taken hold of southern california to the point that many won't smoke anything but. Hope that clears things up. Other Kush Strains include Bubba Kush, Hindu Kush, Master Kush (MK Ultra)as well as about 2 dozen other variations. Purple strains include p1, Purple Erkel, Grand daddy Purple, Purple Dragon, Mendo Purps, and many more now.

I love to smoke Purple CUSH (kush)

by BigMikeC March 28, 2007

customs

1. Habitual practices, including religious rituals.

2. Where smugglers get arrested.

I could get arrested in customs for smuggling books about religious customs into a country where atheism is the state religion.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004