when a man ejaculates into his hands and spreads the goods onto the eye lashes of his lucious lady friend while she is sleeping, this will prevent her from opening her eyes the fallowing morning after waking up, leaving her blind like the infamous stevie wonder.
by Melissa Mayse April 13, 2008
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Joe: Dude I heard you got some last night!
Tim: Yea man the boys got some crane style action...it was awesome
Tim: Yea man the boys got some crane style action...it was awesome
by Buxrock November 29, 2006
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Get the Cranial Flatulence mug.CrankyWagon is a term in which refers to a time when any Canadian with the first name "Grace" rides in a wagon with the internet meme "grumpy cat"
"Hey look bro!! It's the CrankyWagon!! Lets throw maple syrup at it!!"
"Should you ever witness such a CrankyWagon, please, do shout out KRANKENWAGEN at your loudest and throw maple syrup."
"Should you ever witness such a CrankyWagon, please, do shout out KRANKENWAGEN at your loudest and throw maple syrup."
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Get the craniosphinctalectomy mug.the period of time after the release of The Karate Kid where every red-blooded American boy had a man-crush on Ralph Macchio and routinely practiced the crane kick
I remember walking through LAX in '85, the heart of Crane Kick Fever and seeing kids from all walks of life practicing their crane kicks.
by TheExpatreneur January 4, 2015
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