common loon

Your typical loon. Someone who has lost their god damn mind.

Girl: *rants*
Me: you are the definition of the common loon

by Zooicidal Zebra June 4, 2016

Commoner lighter

You take a lighter you own (preferably with the least amount of fluid) and write "commoner lighter" on it. This is for the bums who always steal your lighters when they 'borrow' it and never return it. Problem solved.

"Dude can I use your lighter"

"Nah fam you stole it last time. Here, take the commoner lighter."

by Seweewee June 18, 2016

common grub

A kid that goes to your school that is definitely a homosexual.

Hey look at that common grub

Pretty sure he is gay

by You moms moms moms mother January 14, 2017

Common Sense

Common Sense: a general state of being in which the absurdity of life and people stuff seem holy transparant.
(it can also be used in a category of words like ethics and stuff like that.)

"Isn't there anything sacred anymore? Totally common sense!

"It's common sense. No, you can't eat it or that."

by good attention July 31, 2013

info commons

What used to be known as a college library, but is now not just about books. There are books, journals, archival collections, and electronic resources (local and online), computers and wi-fi all in a multi-use space that allows for individual quiet study, group study, socializing, getting coffee, and meeting that cute babe from Chem-101.

Wanna grab a slice of pizza at the cafeteria?
Nah, I'm meeting Susie for coffee at the info commons.

by MotoLib March 18, 2011

common turd

Direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian pawn and hasn't realized this that they have most certainly become a common turd as a result.

Andrew: "You've been a passive/aggressive douchebag through this entire conversation!"

Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."

by Seemerlin August 30, 2011

Common Derek L

Referring to a fail or a epic fail. Can be used to describe fails such as, getting arrested and charged with vandalism on May 21 2023, having L rizz, messing up relationships, being short, being a cracker, being a short skinny cracker, losing a game, getting insulted, losing an item or a friend, and failing a test.

“They just died in a car crash”
“That’s just a common Derek L”

by Sterek Dack May 24, 2023