rum chap

A chap that loves rum so much he will pour it up his bum

Dave loved rum but noone believed him so Dave did a rum chap and now everyone believes him

by Dave the drover January 7, 2018

chapbook

A chapbook is exactly like a zine or alternative magazine for someone who is too cheap to afford anything but a bunch of papers stapled together. This term 'chapbook' is used by hipster douche bags to seem cool.

"I'm working on compiling a chapbook with my slam poems and ideas"
"You mean just like a zine?"
"NO. I mean a chapbook."

by Polaris Jewlee January 11, 2012

Dave Chapelle

How dums-asses say "Dave Chappelle." Come on people, learn how to spell. If you do, maybe your preschool teacher will award you with a sticker because your sooooo special.

Dumbshit: Dave Chappelle iz da shiznit. haf baced iz ausome.
Person Who Can Spell: It's "Dave Chappelle." You stupid, imbread, uneducated son of a bitch!

by smart_person May 9, 2005

dave chapelle

Guy who got paid 50 million and was supposed to have a new season of Chapelle Show in 2005. Then he gets sick and his writers quit to work on other shows.

Chapelle hires new writers, but then he judges new material unamusing. Months pass and now, even the dumbest audience members are wondering how Chapelle could have lost momentum.

He comes back to a slightly disappointed audience

Lakers were up by 20 points. But, they must have drank some kinda Dave Chapelle sports-drink 'cause they let the Pacers come back and then just barely won in overtime.

by HonkusSeized April 20, 2005

chap

To knock on something.

Want to play chap door run?

by lisa t November 11, 2008

Chapiadora

A Dominican or Puerto Rican women who are gold-diggers.

Look at those Chapiadoras over there.

by chapiadorapimp March 11, 2019

chap

1) Crap
2) Sleep
3) Learn

I got up early from my chap to chap some gemarah but then i had to take a chap.

by Neenainai March 27, 2004