compiling 

A word used as an excuse for procrastinating when you should be programming.

Why are you guys not coding? - It's compiling...

compiling by SuHe April 27, 2021

my code is compiling 

Used by programmers when they need a break.

I'll go and get some snacks since my code is compiling

my code is compiling by Starfinder March 28, 2019

my code is compiling 

Used by non-interpreter languuage develpoers when they need a break.

I'll get some snacks since my code is compiling.
Let my take a breathb outside while my code is compiling.

my code is compiling by Starfinder March 28, 2019

SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC

A SharkBite Is a U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC, sold on amazon for $5.97

Did you know that the extra features of SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC include:

INSTALLS IN SECONDS: Slip couplings require no special tools, no soldering, no crimping or glue. Just push to create a watertight seal, great to have on hand for quick emergency repairs when you have burst or frozen pipes
COPPER or CPVC: SharkBite straight coupling plumbing fittings fits copper tubing, CPVC and connects them in any combination
LEAD FREE: Made of high quality forged lead free DZR brass.
QUALITY: Only SharkBite's quality and performance is field-proven with more than 550 million connections. SharkBite is the only push-to-connect brand that can ensure a clean, leak-free connection
CERTIFIED: Can be used in wet lines; Shark Bite fittings are certified to 200 PSI and 200 degrees Fahrenheit and can be reused up to 4 times

And its only $12.95 if its used

SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC by joey is a gay little bitch May 19, 2020

clown computing 

When you try to cram as many services (or vms) onto a single machine as possible.

We're moving our database, app servers, reporting, message queues, mail servers, and static content to a single machine as part of the Clown Computing initiative.

clown computing by ITInformer June 3, 2009

cornilingus 

Frenzied licking of corn-on-the-cob to remove excess butter before it drips on the table.

Cornilingus time! That cob looks like it's about to drip.

cornilingus by SPQR March 4, 2009

Cloud Computing 

Utilizing the resonance of water molecules in clouds when disturbed by wireless signals to transmit data around the globe from cloud to cloud.

I use cloud computing so I don't have to worry about viruses, I only have to worry about birds flying through my cloud.

Cloud Computing by xelanil March 21, 2011