Chode

Long ass dick

We have chodes

by Hdhdudndjdb May 12, 2016

chode

-when ones penis is wider than it is long
-the flap of skin between your balls and butthole

Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode. <see smeg>

by bread infection October 23, 2005

Chode

Something that Walton on Cdnis got(A Dick that is fricken wider than it is long)

it would be too disturbing to look at my chode..

by The ? Guy May 07, 2007

chode

generally a short, fat dick.

his dick was chode size.

by NEBY October 11, 2007

Chode

a penis so fat that the width is greater than the length

"Damn, that Dan flashed us his nasty chode"

"You chode licker!"

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

chode

an alien from the plant chodon, described as having short pink shafts of lights beaming from them, being short and girthful in stature, and often seen with plastic protective armor (evident in a popular short story)

In search of an increase in size and endurance, chodes ventured to the planet earth looking for miracle drugs.

by Carl Bracken July 16, 2006

chode

It's a Middle Eastern instrument that comes from the depths of King Tutenkamen's Grave. It's not as cool as you think.

Look at her blow away at that chode.

by johnstamos69 April 29, 2005