Boiling Chocolate

The moment before you spackle that you know you have to make it to a toilet before you embarrass yourself. A small bubble of shit forms and sprays a small amount of poo on your pants. Much like prairie dogging.

" Dude I think I might have to spackle."

" What makes you say that?"

" I think I'm boiling chocolate over here."

by The Spackler August 23, 2009

Bilingcurious

A woman (nubile preferably) who is considering allowing her rectum as well as her vagina to be licked during sexual intercourse.

"Mah tong ish chaffing!"
"Man, I told you to watch out for those bilingcurious chicks!"

"When Jane Austen's Mr. Elton 'makes passionate love' to Emma on the carriage, I always assumed that meant that chick was bilingcurious."

by ProsperoPrime July 16, 2013

Bilingvalno

a serbian word meaning sect (sekta), strange children attending a certain group.
When you say ''bilingvalno'', other people will say ''yeah, that's sektaši''.

-Jel ideš u bilingvalno?
-Ne, beži bre, što dalje od njih!

by Korner_Piksi_Gol March 11, 2021

Boiling Pot

Pissing into a pot and throwing it at someone

He didn't know he was about to get a Boiling Pot

by IhaveHIV December 22, 2021

Fate Baiting

Confidently proclaiming something will not happen, in the hope that by declaring it won’t happen, you’ll coerce fate into actually making it happen.

“Listen man, I just know there’s no way I’ll score this weekend but just in case, I'm fate baiting”

or

“I know for sure I won’t pass that exam next week but just in case here's a fate bait”

by travors June 9, 2010

Dawn Balling

When one coats their testicles in an abundance of dishwashing soap and teabags their partner. The viscous soap causes the recipient to aspirate creating a pleasurable oral gyration for the teabagger. Typically done when ones partner is verbally abusing them and needs their mouth washed out with soap.

My wife was cussing at me for coming home drunk again so I treated her to a Dawn Balling.

by Sampson Wild September 7, 2017

Zombie Baiting

Forcing oral sex on a corpse and daring it to bite you.

Darren became Danielle last summer after he got cocky zombie baiting.

by Alternative Holes February 20, 2020