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Accountant

An extremely dull person, devoid of all personality. Stereotypically will wear a grey suit, drive a grey car and have grey skin. All accountants are balding by 25 years of age and have repulsive coffee breath. Spending a day in an accountants can bring on depression in an instant.
Yeah he seemed a right accountant, reckon he must have left his personality at home.

Say something dammit, anyone would think you were an accountant, mate!
by Evil Edna June 29, 2005
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Accountant

An accountants job is to ensure that the people who can afford an accountant don't pay tax.
Christiano Ronaldo has a good accountant.
by Mutemute December 10, 2016
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Accountabilibuddy

Being responsible for another classmate or person in school, or work.
Timothy text your Accountabilibuddy Adrianna and make sure she has her homework and comes to class on time.
by Timmy Scott October 18, 2017
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accountant

The chosen occupation of the dullest people you will ever know. Enticed to this career solely by the prospect of financial gain and security, yet not brave enough to advance to the somewhat more respectable and risky (yet at least.. more exciting) field of finance, a person who chose to be an accountant is a boring syncophantic moron (see: tool) who essentially decided to do the most boring job in the world because he or she was scared of committing to anything else.
Nobody is ever "passionate" about accounting. Anybody who says that he or she is passionate is basically a fucking goddamn bullshitting liar.

Ex. Ricky chose to be an accountant because he thought he wouldn't get hired for anything else. He now works for PwC and is fucking boring as hell. Ugh, having to be around him and listen to him talk is like being strangled and having to die a very slow and painful death.
by OneWhoSpeaksTheTruths February 7, 2012
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accountabilabuddy

A same-sex partner with whom you keep accountable to not be bi-curious; conversely, a same-sex partner with whom you explore bisexuality. Accountabilabuddies are most often found at religious camps whose goal is to "get the gay out" of children.
This is Trevor and he's my accountabilabuddy, and we're bi-curious!
by yourrealname7768 September 19, 2009
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An Accountant

A nerdy person who counts things and is often the hero in dumb action movies.
Sam, can you crack the code?
No? Then I'll call THE ACCOUNTANT!
by MrRadman11 July 12, 2005
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Accountability

The Ability to Count
by Mario November 21, 2003
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