by MrRadman11 July 1, 2005
by horneygirl6969 September 1, 2020
When someone works as a stripper/adult industry but is either being censored. Or simply doesn’t wish to say it.
by Mysterious person! Dun! Dun! February 13, 2021
by Mr. Mofo September 26, 2005
Profession in which calculator-wielding lackeys figure out ways to hide all the money the boss has spent buying pussy;
Job duties also include figuring out how to write and cash checks, prepare fraudulent financial statements, and shredding documents.
Job duties also include figuring out how to write and cash checks, prepare fraudulent financial statements, and shredding documents.
"Jack, can you call up Benny down in accounting to see if they finished cooking the books? I forgot to attach those "catering" receipts form vinny's liqours and suki's massage parlor.
by flurky September 24, 2003
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in way you don't understand.
See also: wizard, magician
See also: wizard, magician
Hello, Mr. Fabeets, this is your Accountant. I just finished your taxes and it looks like you owe the IRS about $40,000, but, if you pay me just $2,500, I can calculate some depreciation deductions that will make your entire tax go away.
by Hugo Slugg February 10, 2021
by The Return of Light Joker June 9, 2009