by Big_Alf December 18, 2015

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.
john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"
jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"
john" fuck u man"
jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"
john" fuck u man"
by niggman star33 October 4, 2011

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by theTclub August 19, 2003

a type of situation where an individual tries to scam ,play, and or deceive another through manipulation and blackmail tryin to come up.
1Dat trifflin Trollup cleaned and rearranged my whole room hopin to find my sack,now thats a weak hustle.2 dat nigga tried to sell my girl a grip of fuses she didnt even need cuz I told him they were from Palos Verdes;Weak Hustje
by SmoothPinnacle August 25, 2013

Someone that tries to control a population with threats (or through dramatic, fatal examples). Threats of police brutality aren't the only kind of threats. Threats of stricter restrictions, more rules/laws, more enforcement of rules, more pressure, all to win what exactly?
The bubbly girl wanted to keep everyone around her locked down and restricted, so that instead of her being the outsider, they would all be the outsiders with no access to anything. She was weak, but never suffered any of what went with it the way other people suffered for her instead.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
