nerd waffle

This is an adjective, it is on the verge of jock and nerd, but also still a faggot.

Jerry gets straight A's but wears high socks, what a nerd waffle!

by Clarebear! June 17, 2012

cactus waffle

Something you can call someone when they are being a dick.

stop being such a cactus waffle Aidan and Andrew!

by Giannaserafino July 16, 2014

Lunge Waffle

That one kid who thinks he knows everyword so you make up a fake word to fuck with him

Nik is a lunge waffle.

by Michael_Haze August 21, 2016

Neo Waffle

When your waffle is in the toaster and it explodes sending an electrical current into your waffles giving them extra flavour

That Neo Waffle was bomb af

by NeoWaffleMaker May 17, 2016

Canton Wafflehouse

A sexual act when the man (or woman) shits in a waffle iron, cooks it, then forces his or her parter to eat half while fucking that partner with the remaining half.

"Did you hear? Dekoda gave Dustin a canton wafflehouse at the party last night."

by Funnyman37 November 1, 2016

gay waffle

a male waffle that is attracted to other male waffles

that is one gay waffle

by gayylmao March 21, 2017

California Waffle

When you shit in your roommates laptop and close it.

I just took a California waffle in Jakes MacBook, he's gonna be so pissed!

by Spagghetron April 1, 2017