Veil Whale

Often interchanged with the term “Trad Whale”, a Veil Whale will often target her prowl in large churches where Traditional Catholic men will attend mass in hopes that covering up their obesity with a floor length skirt and veil will attract one of these intellectual and traditionally valued gentlemen.

Guy 1: “That girl is kind of chubby but she seems really pious, maybe I can save her.”
Guy 2: No dude don’t ask her out, she’s just a Veil Whale.”

by McGumboBabushka October 01, 2023

J Whale

1) Deep voiced person that believes Hitler was from Austria and not from Germany; very wary of spies as well
2) Someone that has no aptitude for geometry and can never answer a question correctly

J Whale on street corner: I'm telling you people that Hitler is from Austria not Germany. Open your eyes and don't be deceived!!! Another thing too, squares do not have four sides and trapezoids are the best!
Bystander: Shut the fuck up. Your voice is setting off car alarms, hurting my dog, and misleading whales to the beach!!

by Dispatchrox919(1) June 04, 2009

pod of whales

A group of fat people simultaneously wearing the same large shirt

Bryan's favorite sport was participating in the pod of whales

by The305 November 11, 2019

Whale Watcher

Lesbian. Derived from the greek word Whalla watcha snatch. Translated to "one who loves the vag"

Why whales? It must be the blow hole.

That girl jodi is such a whale watcher!

by SamDePree February 28, 2009

bail whale

n. (bail-wail) a. Someone who leaves when they are needed.

Tim: Hey, John, can you help Harold and I move the furniture while you're here?

John: No, dude, I think I left my oven on. I have to go.

Harold: Your friend is such a bail whale.

by -Angel- July 15, 2011

minus whale

mid-2008 forum-speak substitution for 'might as well'

<Me> i'm bored and ready to go <Kash> yasamehere <Me> minus whale then

by doubleu June 18, 2008

whale tail

1. Thong or g string that can be seen riding up the back, god its beautiful.
2. Big Ass Spoiler put on imported cars that do jackshit to there fwd cars.

1. God thats a beauty of a tail.
2. WTF is that on that Crx, Its bigger than the car.

by sloppycory August 12, 2005