Von

Von is intelligent and hardworking. He knows what his values are and upholds them. He stands up for his family and people he cares for. Von is the guy you want around he will listen and talk on the phone for hours with you. Von is the guy you don't want to lose. Von is attractive and has abs for days. Make sure you find your Von (just don't take mine)

Who's is Von?
Von is cool :)

by Little Po June 24, 2022

Von mentality

You usually use this word to describe Von's ability to always come back in a Gang Beast round. Von is known as a comeback king and a strategist, this is all because of the von mentality.

Person 1: HHAHAHAHA im gonna win this game
Von: Nah cuh
*Von does something crazy*
El matador: Nah thats that Von mentality

by King Diddy Von February 25, 2025

Von

Von”. They are the “best girlfriend” you could ever ask for when you need them. they will always have you back no matter what. There voice is so amazing, they are so Talented and loyal.

Friend 1. “Did you know von is really talented

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Von

The one who stands above god.
Also has a very large dick and/or ass.

Omg you're such a Von.

by Bill g8s June 8, 2021

Von Ryan

Roger guy

I von ryan on Monday.

by Hanting November 5, 2021

Von Schitzenpants

The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.

If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.

I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!

I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.

by Divorce Court November 9, 2024

vons penis

vons penis is very large and hard 24/7

"did ya know abt vons penis" "yeah i heard it was very, very large and hard"

by kazzysbf March 14, 2021