uterosity

(n.) The fertility, or "baby making" status of a woman's uterus.

"I think your wife is really amp'd to have a baby, bro."

"Yea. She's gonna have it now 'cause her uterosity is gonna be shot soon."

by chelthing February 2, 2010

Uttra

A bootylicious BAMF (bad ass motha fucka).
Someone who can drop it low.
A very cheap drunk.

Likes to make sandwiches for The Stone.

Damnnnn girl, you's a fine looking Uttra.

by LuluTutu June 8, 2010

utensil slapped

absolutely a verb.

To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.

Person 1 says something sexist/racist.

Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.

by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 23, 2010

uterine souffle

A light, fluffy, baked cake made with egg yolks and beaten egg whites combined with various other ingredients, blended, and subsequently poured into a women's uterus.

Sara woke from her illegal drug induced coma and noticed Martha Stewart was under her pajamas eating a uterine souffle.

by mad max12345 October 22, 2010

Utoe

1.) ultimate test of endurance
2.) a long strenuous activity that tests the human endurance to its full capacity

1.)I had sex for 8 hours straight bro, with no viagra that was utoe.
2.) listening to her blabbing all day was very utoe.

by switch0105 November 9, 2011

UTBOTPHJ

Under the blanket over the pants hand job.

While watching the latest episode of Jersey Shore, Tracie gave Trevor an UTBOTPHJ.

by JackMeoff, Jr. May 2, 2012

utility jerk

When you haven't masterbated in a while and need to clean out your system.
If not, your day will be spent staring at pictures and getting turned on by everything.

"I haven't masturbated in a while. I'm going to need to do a utility jerk if I want to get work done." ~ Mr. Regular

by fadumpt March 9, 2015