uterosity 

(n.) The fertility, or "baby making" status of a woman's uterus.

"I think your wife is really amp'd to have a baby, bro."

"Yea. She's gonna have it now 'cause her uterosity is gonna be shot soon."

uterosity by chelthing February 2, 2010

Uterusty

(Adj.) Describing a woman that hasn't had sex in a very very long time.

"Damn Shawna's gotten uterusty since she caught leprosy."

Uterusty by tickalishhh November 29, 2009