Knuckle Trumpet

A euphamism for masterbation. Similar to a Skin Flute.
the act of "rubbing one out". jacking off. stroking it. sowing your own seed

Barney was so lonely on Saturday night, he just sat alone in his living room and played a slow, slippery tune on his KNUCKLE TRUMPET

by e-rips October 8, 2003

Monkey Trumpet

A barking spider; a rusty sheriff's badge

"Christ on a bike, who's been tootling on their monkey trumpet?"

by andybased April 30, 2008

russian trumpet

Shitting in a girls mouth while she licks your balls from behind.

I gave that bitch a russian trumpet

by dashle January 5, 2016

Donald Trumpet

When you trumpet your hatred and knowledge of evil brought upon the world by Donald Trump.

It's very healthy these days to have a Donald Trumpet.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Trumpet

The strangest, most clamourous, most obnoxious of all instruments. They are even more annoying than the Flute. trumpets are annoying and usually played by the most defiant person in the band. Hell, trumpets are so irritating, they don't deserve to have their name capitalize, not even at the begining of a scentence. trumpets should mellow out like they're cousins, Cornets. They are much more beautiful in every way compared to the trumpet. By the way, this is coming from an Alto Saxophonist, not a Cornet player. Unfortunately, they usually get all the solos because they're the loudest. A Saxophone, Clarinet, Oboe, French Horn, or Trombone would sound much better in a solo, instead. Since trumpet players are the main people looking this up, I'll probaly have many disagree with me.

What do a trumpet and lawsuit have in common? Everyone is happy when the case is closed!

by CryingRook May 20, 2006

Trumpeteer

When the male ejaculates, making a wet fart sound out of the hole of the member.

It was hard to whack off at camp because of the Trumpeteer!

by deefer May 21, 2008

Rusty Trumpet

Sitting on your partners chest, with you penis in their mouth, you ejaculate into their mouth as you simultaneously fart on their chest, giving the illusion that they are playing the trumpet with your cock. Extra bonus points are awarded if you manage to shard at the same time.

"Bill always leaves a stain when we do the Rusty Trumpet", Kelly complained.

by Pango_X May 21, 2006