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Tootsie

Him: that girl I hooked up with last night had the worst odor coming from her tootsie

His boy: damn I woulda sprayed sum frabreeze in that Jon
by Glogang445 August 15, 2020
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toots

a person, usually a woman, who has great difficulty controlling the arms (especially hands - gripping, holding, clasping) and legs
"who smashed all the fucking crockery?"

"toots"
by Das Fox March 30, 2012
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Toots McGee

1) n. these are two words, that when paired together, form a name for any blue Jeep Cherokee on the road...

2) n. the brother of Mr. Nurps McGee...
1) "Damn! I locked the keys to the Toots Mcgee inside the luggage that bares your name!"

2) "If Nurps Mcgee ever comes 'round these here parts again, I'll go fetch Toots Mcgee to cut his duke off!"
by Adam Crabtree (of TMF fame) February 28, 2004
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tootsie roll

When a male/female eats a turd that has been stuck in between someones ass cheeks for weeks.
Charles: I heard that Victoria girl ate Xavier's tootsie roll he's been savin to had out on trick or treat.

Ben: Man I'm jelous, i really wanted a taste!

Charles: Me too!!
by check121231234 October 20, 2010
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TOFT

Noun: A girl who is not good looking enough to be hot in her own right, but that one is willing to sleep with in a desperate situation or a situation where their friend may sleep with a hot chick. Toft is an acronym which stands for Take One For the Team.
A: Bro check out those broads over there!
B: Dude those are major Tofts my friend, major Tofts.

C: So what happened last night brother?
D: Dude I had my beer goggles on, woke up beside a major Toft...
C: Ouch!
by Chimichanga13 August 30, 2010
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Droop Toots

Saggy Middle-aged tits
Look at the DROOP TOOTS on that cougar!
by Marc S January 2, 2008
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tootsie roll critical number

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.
You have surpassed the tootsie roll critical number, suffer the consequences.
by rudog September 26, 2005
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