toadscrab

noun

1 - a a very serious growth on the genitalia (from not washing thoroughly and having sex with black people
2 - a very ugly person that everyone publicly makes fun of for being ugly

origin - the result of jesus trying to solve the jumble and getting so frustrated that he invents a word thats gross and digusting so he can vent his rage

1 - that bitch has toadscrab

2 - she's the toadscrab of the earth

by showspsode201 February 14, 2012

Toaster Effect

A horror movie effect wherein something is intended to scare the audience by popping up unexpectedly, catching them unaware, similar to toast popping out of a toaster.

"Dude, that movie wasn't scary at all, it relied too much on the toaster effect."

by Megamean09 October 6, 2012

toastcoital

adj. Hunger following crummy sex.

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Well, that's over. How about getting me some food?

You are one toastcoital romantic.

You got that right sugar. Now less talk more wok.

by gnostic1 October 28, 2012

toad penis

When the mushroom head of the penis has warts.

There was no way I was have sex with that toad penis.

by Badass36 August 15, 2015

Toaster army

Something made by a 13 year old girl on discord, for friends.

HEY GET ON THE TOASTER ARMY SERVER AND LETS SPAM !

by Toaster queen January 29, 2017

Toasted Bread

Someone who is white and has a very visible tan.

Bro! You're a piece of toasted bread! Need to quit hanging out in the sun

by kylizzie May 31, 2017

toasted penis

when you wanna up your dick game so u shove ur mEatY cock in a toaster and toast the bitch

dude i was so drunk last night and i woke up with a case of toasted penis

by analdestroyed April 18, 2018