sporge

variant of "spooge"

Semen. If you don't know what that is, try to think back to the sex video they showed you in fifth grade.

Hey Bob, you've got some sporge on your chin.

Getting sporge in your eye can spread AIDS.

by Matt April 21, 2005

Sporking

When you are laying with your lesbian best friend and the large spark leans her back against a support system then opens her legs enough for the small spark to lean her back against the large spark's stomach.

This is uncomfy, let's start sporking.

by Lesbolil May 1, 2014

spork

When spooning turns into sex.

I was spooning with your mom last night and we got a little randy and started sporking.

by keeferooni October 9, 2007

Sporking

To spoon and then to pork(fuck)

P1: "Hey Betty, wanna spork?"

P2: "Why yes Oscar, I would love to spork."

by MAD IAN November 22, 2004

Sporange

Sporange is the mixing of orange and sperm to make sporange. Normally used with soda or juice, as in the sentence.

"Lance, you drink way to much sporange soda."

The sporange juice is empty again. Alex must have drank it all. What a nub.

by Jimmy + Mikey March 5, 2007

sporing

Sporing is a portemanteau of spore and boring. It is an adjective used to emphasize unparalleled boredom, like that experienced by sophisticated gamers who try to play Maxis's evolution simulation.

I tried to alphabetize all the streets in New York City but it was way too sporing.

by Beyond Zebra October 28, 2008

spork

When two or more men make spoons. (sporking, making sporks)

I wanna be the big spork this time!

by littleBane December 22, 2009