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sprained brain

What happens when you think more than you're accustomed to without properly stretching your brain first. Can result in serious brain pain and possibly permanent brain malfunction. Can be caused by overstudying, overthinking, overphilosophizing, and the chronic use of hallucinogens, which can decrease brain function and thus make an accidental sprain more likely.
Person: I've got my calculus class at 7am tomorrow...aauughh....

Friend: Oh yeah, I took that one last semester. I got a sprained brain from it, make sure you stretch before class.

Person: ...how...do you stretch your brain?

Friend: I dunno, but it gives you an interesting visual, doesn't it?
by Kayl June 12, 2008
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Straight Plus

Straight Plus is to be straight but almost bisexual. When you are straight plus you are attracted to people of either gender, but you to are not fully attracted to either.
Juanita: Did you hear about Kevin?

Kyle: No, what's wrong with him?

Juanita: Nothing, he's just Straight Plus
by EnemyPeacemaker January 16, 2013
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Straight zone

Like being friend zoned but because they're the wrong sexuality. This can apply with either asker or asked being the wrong sexuality, but it is always heartbreakingly painful
Me: hey, wanna go out with me some time
Every girl ever: I'm sorry... I'm a lesbian?
Me: damn, straight zoned again
by Geekycoconut March 17, 2013
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straight milk

another word for raw milk used by homophobics such as geoducks.
yo, lets get some milk tea
nahh, can we just get straight milk tea?
um sorry i don't like straight milk you homo
by icanttastethesalt July 4, 2016
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eight straight

An individual who spends eight semesters in a row at their undergraduate institution, esp. in reference to Simon's Rock College of Bard.
"I can't believe you are going eight straight, I would go crazy if I did that!"
by SurgeonUFO October 20, 2008
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Cum stain on the sheet of life

An insult saying that you are wasted sperm that is left on the sheet.
Dude, your a cum stain on the sheet of life.
by Muffu September 14, 2009
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Grass Stain

Those edibles were heavy last night. Woke up with a serious grass stain. I’m calling off work today.
by MD_Wizard November 21, 2018
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