stale boner

a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning

she didn't notice my stale boner, so we did it anyway

by fghj8889999 June 21, 2021

stalacturd

A turd or turd fragment that fails to fall, clinging to one or the other ass cheek (or sometimes both) and requiring delicate manual removal.

As I started to wipe my butt this morning, my fingers detected a dangling, distasteful stalacturd blocking the path to their customary target area.

by Oldefarr September 4, 2021

styleazul

an AMAZING editor / creator on tik tok with about 7800 followers :D they are super talented at what they do :)

Person 1: “have you seen Styleazul on tik tok?”
Person 2: “yeah! their content is always on my fyp!”
Person 1: “good.”

by idkwhattodoLMAOOO September 8, 2021

stale toast

A dwarf

Person 1: Nathan is such a dwarf piece of stale toast
Person 2: Yes

by AlfredoWNL September 18, 2021

STALECOOKIE

chad

stalecookie is a chad

by cooki`nt November 18, 2021

Shaleah

A bad bitch who parties all night and sleeps all day. She's mean but loves all her friends, her personality is wild and calm. She's a drinker and is high all the time never a day when she not. She fights for her title and her seat, she's thoughtful and caring even though she doesn't act like it.

Shaleah's a party animal with sleepy energy.

by hit.up.my.phone November 21, 2021

salea

Salea is a really nice person. One of the best people you’ll ever meet in your life. But in her life she’ll turn into a thot

You’re friends with salea? Lucky

by Nottavien November 22, 2021