Dick Sludge

Another term for semen

Jon fired his load of Dick Sludge over that prostitutes belly.

by Lubricated Larry October 4, 2013

Sladger

A big yellowy greeny turd, similar to diarrhoea, but with many many chunks of carrot, sweetcorn, mushroom, and hair in it.

Mate, I just did a fucking sladger in my pants, it felt real good!

by J-Wizzle-Wizzle June 19, 2009

sludgehammer

Occurs when the girl lays at the edge of the bed naked while the guy stands above her head (also naked) and quickly drops on her face causing her legs to shoot up paralell; the guy will then quickly grasp her legs pulling directly back causing him to be on bottom on a little thing they call 69.

I gave this girl the best sludgegammer last night, her lakes looked like rubber.

Greg, you shoulda seen me sludgeham this chick last night.

by Back-yard bandit January 13, 2005

Alabama Sledgehammer

A sexual escapade involving three men: a man lying face down on the bed who can be dead or alive, a black man wearing a Batman suit, and a man who sodomizes the lying man.

One Night Tranman, Ramon and jacquewho? decided to do the Alabama Sledgehammer

by Masde October 30, 2007

tennessee sledgehammer

when one hits someone as hard as they possibly can fuckalation

i'm about to have to give that dude the old tennessee sledgehammer

by hooter stumpfuck October 8, 2005

Sludge Hammer

When a male smears his penis in shit and repeatedly cocksmacks his girlfriend, usually performed in a construction site porto-potty.

Yeah, we were working on the new municipal building and I gave my girlfriend the old Sludge Hammer during lunch break.

by DieMinze May 17, 2010

Swedge

A little known term for the rolling up of toilet roll and pushing up your butt when you leave the bathroom, but haven't quite finished.

Example>

Janie: Derek, are you done in the bathroom yet? Hurry up and get the fuck out!

Derek: Don't you hurry me woman, or i'm going to have to swedge it, and neither of us want that do we.





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by mkk lehh! June 30, 2008