the result of excessive masturbation, rendering abuser incapable of functioning in social situations.
As he stared at her breasts and muttered obscenities she wondered if he was retarded or just jerk simple
by pipedoc December 19, 2011
Get the jerk simplemug. Contrary to their name these people are no simple personalities at all. Extremely witty and energetic they can be intimidating to others at times. From outside they may appear to be very carefree, bubbly kind of individuals but these people have a certain depth to their character. You can never fool a simple as they are good at reading humans and you are advised not to do so. Full of enery, enthusiastic people they emit a certain warmth wherever they go. When it comes to fashion and beauty these people are generally complimented as too hot to handle.
Wow Simple, you're really not simple.
by PewDiiiiPie November 25, 2021
Get the Simplemug. Secretly an alt
by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019
Get the Simple Logicmug. by Panda-princess_13 March 1, 2020
Get the Simple mindedmug. A state of mind achieved through mastering layers of dad jokes, a complex understanding of how the world really works distilled into simple analogies that only a wise and aged (not elderly) individual can appreciate - all at the same time not really giving a fuck if anyone else likes them as a human!
"Mick' a great guy, and he really loves collecting sticks hey?"
"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"
"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"
by Zeuleus June 23, 2025
Get the The Simple Thingsmug. A term originating from the Roblox game Deepwoken, "You learn things at a slower rate than others."
When a person struggles to grasp the most basic of concepts and will never learn from their mistakes.
When a person struggles to grasp the most basic of concepts and will never learn from their mistakes.
by ShinyDitto64 April 1, 2024
Get the Simple flawmug. an American monthly magazine published by Dotdash Meredith. The magazine features articles and information related to homemaking, childcare, cooking, and emotional well-being. The magazine is distinguished by its clean, uncluttered style of layout and photos. In 2013 it had approximately 7.6 million readers, 90% of whom were women
Real Simple expanded to include a TV show of the same name, with two seasons of a half-hour program airing on PBS in 2006–2007.
by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023
Get the Real Simplemug.