samuel💣

samuel💣 is a horny mf who has no friends and is very desperate and i constantly begging girl for head when this ugly hasn’t had first kiss yet

oh no samuel💣 is trying to ask for head again

by downey monkey monkey 543 October 21, 2021

Dirty Samuel

v. and n. When a bowl is cashed in one's hand, then the ash is slapped and wiped on the victim's knee

v.) I dirty samueled your mom last night.
n.) Hand me a napkin, I gotta clean off this dirty samuel.

by JDubD October 24, 2007

Samuel

A lonely tramp who will never get a girlfriend because he plays COD to much.

He's such a Samuel!

by That Guy who cannot be named April 22, 2011

samuel

Sexy chubby kid who is into Minecraft, loves humping his curtains and eat Cheeto Puffs. He is also madly in love with any type of William.

Girl: Is that Samuel? He is so straight yet gay.
William: well that's my gay baby

by pettybitchfacehoe April 18, 2018

Samuel

An absolute twat and doesn't care about school and will do everything to hurt ure feeling

Ethan"samuel can u help me please "
Samuel "no go fuck self and please kys"

by Peoplehatemeplshelp September 12, 2020

Samuel

a way to describe a retard

wow that guy's such a samuel

by john7186743 November 14, 2010

Samuel

Someone who is overly arrogant, cruel to others and is really, really fat.

Samuel, is a bastard, I hate that guy.

by Lol95_080808 May 9, 2011