sally slammer

To slap one violently with a floppy breast; The female version of a Thunder Dan.

Brandon was being a total jerk, so I whipped out my boob and gave him a Sally Slammer.

by T.Rex_Lex November 4, 2017

Toe-slammer

A person who is funny but rude. A person who makes you laugh and then cry.

She was a real toe-slammer.

by loatgoat December 19, 2018

Alabama slammer

When your boyfriend surpise slams his thick cock in your ass so hard that you spit out your false teeth.

Tyler did not enjoy his Alabama slammer.

by Shavedwalrus September 25, 2019

Nigerian scammer

Basically my dad

"Man, i got slapped by a Nigerian scammer" -Man 1
"good, you deserved it" -Man 2

by aids and titties November 13, 2019

Getting Sammed

When an average at best shawty, no higher than a 5.4 but no lower than a 2.8, comes over and blows you twice in one day while you suck on and fondle her titties, only for her to immediately cut off all contact with you and refuse to acknowledge your texts.

Yo bro this slut came over and sucked my massive horse cock twice in one day while I stimulated her via the breast, now shes gone AWOL.

Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.

by Misterstitches November 21, 2019

Morning slammer

A coffee induced, violent morning dump. Makes a “kerplunk” sound, a slam dunk of a deuce. Effects of which are amplified by a night of drinking.

Girlfriend: Here babe, made you a cup of coffee. How’s your hangover?
Boyfriend: Thanks, sweetie! It’s okay, my stomach hurts a bit from that 1am pizza though.

**10 minutes later**
Boyfriend: Holy shit!! I just laid a morning slammer. Where’s the plunger?!

by Elder Blice May 16, 2020

fidget.scammer.hehe

hannah, very awesome, very fidget, very bisexual, very hehe, very hannah. :)

"woah, did you see @fidget.scammer.hehe's new post?"
"of course!"

by scared banana March 18, 2022