Shallow River Paddling

Shallow River Paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having sexual intercourse. The term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. When a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. When this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. This is the act of “Shallow River Paddling” or SRP for short.

“Did you see Aaron shallow river paddling those hookers?

by sdwalk4 May 4, 2010

shallow bang

When lesbians have sex with each other without knowing any personal details about their partner.

It was a shallow bang . Didn't even catch her name.

by Dr. Definition PhD October 16, 2017

Shallow dicking

Rapidly penetrating the vagina with using only 2-3 inches of penis.

"My vag don't hurt because he only be shallow dicking me"

by LlamaLamb July 6, 2020

Shallow Person

A shallow person is a person incapable of experiencing deep thoughts, or understanding when a person is having deep thoughts.

Yesterday I told him that I was having trouble trusting people, and all he said was "cool." He is such a shallow person.

by lonleywolf August 12, 2021

shallowpointed

When you have no talents, ideas, or creativity to be successful in whatever you attempt to do, so you rip off ideas and use people as puppets, and take all the credit.

I couldn’t think of a new song, so I shallowpointed it and took my friend’s idea that he showed me, he hasn’t copyrighted it so it’s cool

by Jkels April 16, 2023

SWALLOWEEN

An annual gathering (in October), where 40 year old Pennsylvanian whiteys, who grew up in the suburbs, yet thought they were “gangsta”, drive/fly in from all over, to celebrate their friendship & relive their youth, by listening to 90s music, drinkin’ 40s, having politically incorrect conversations, eating, dancing, playing Cards Against Humanity, performing “personal joke” skits (which make fun of each other), & consuming A LOT of alcohol. These fools have their own Facebook & Snapchat groups, called “40s & Shortys”, which they watch the next morning, to be reminded of what exactly went down the night before. On occasion, they also try to gather for a Spring version of these festivities, called “Spitoween”.

Who’s grabbin’ the 40 for Swalloween?

by Sinister C October 14, 2018

Swallowship

The amount of money given in a settlement to a girl who sleeps with a celebrity and reveals it to the public.

Peep 1: "Did you hear about what Bret Farve did to that girl?"

Peep 2: "Psssh, its nothing, that girl just wanted a swallowship"

by Jimmy from that party January 25, 2011