Starfishing

Being sexually assaulted by Chris Hardwick

Even though I was sick and tired, Chris still insisted on going Starfishing and I regretfully allowed it.

by cdf12345 June 17, 2018

Jizzbelly Starfish

A straight person that acts gay who also acts like Patrick from spongebob.

Timmy P. Is such a jizzbelly starfish.

by Uber Dragon flex January 19, 2019

Deviated Starfish

When the sphincter of the male human body has been abused in such a fashion the trajectory of the bowel movement now hits the ball sack.

Ryen took his girl out for an evening of passion and drinks. To his surprise he woke the next morning to a empty bed a bloody strap on and a Deviated Starfish.

by andypal February 14, 2019

Starfishing

When the fist of a lucky individual is inserted inside of a female, and then the fingers are expanded to their full length, and the palm is extended as far as possible inside of the woman. This action typically results in immediate female orgasm, and can sometimes be harmful for less experienced women.

Jessica: Joey was starfishing me last night, and I came.
Adriana: Yea, I wish my boyfriend would starfish me!

by contactonthesmash44 June 4, 2018

Starfish attack

When you're performing oral on someone, and they fart in your face.

I was going down on her, and she starfish attacked me.

by Educatingmasses April 4, 2018

peckard starfish

A Peckard starfish is a penis that looks like a starfish

Janet: Put it In
John: I’ll put my peckard starfish in you

by Peckard starfish May 15, 2018

Starfish

Noun, verb, adjective;

When an individual’s voice sounds better than they look.

I should’ve known that you were a starfish when you wouldn’t describe what you look like.

by Sh1tfac3d April 15, 2018