Sh1tfac3d's definitions

credick

Noun
Refers to any sexual act that is traded for goods or services.

In order to build his credick, the young man cleaned the house from attic to basement.

by Sh1tfac3d January 28, 2017

TTWU

Two Thumbs Way Up, is another way to say who cares. Works best when used in a digital message.

Human: This drawing took me years to complete.
Neighbor: I could do the same thing in less time and better details!
Human: TTWU.

by Sh1tfac3d September 24, 2025

Starfish

Noun, verb, adjective;

When an individual’s voice sounds better than they look.

I should’ve known that you were a starfish when you wouldn’t describe what you look like.

by Sh1tfac3d April 15, 2018

FFTKM

Feel free to kill me.
1. An extreme (sarcastic) way of saying you give up or don't want to deal with a current situation.
2. A taint or an invitation to your own death (possibly), (or just an altercation that will leave the assailant wishing that they had been killed and not humiliated)
3. Used to express that you have acquired everything that you could ever want or desire.

Phill: I'm going to really mess you up for no reason.
Bruce: FFTKM (dramatic delay between the f and the t).

(upon reaching your new estate in your preferred method of transportation (license plate bearing the letters fftkm) you are greeted by a room full of beautiful men/women bearing your favorite substance(s))

Lucky Turd: FFTKM.

by Sh1tfac3d September 4, 2013

Broccules

A strain of cannabis, of the indica variety, known to knock out even the most well traveled enthusiast.

Dispensaries across the nation are excited to announce that their patients can now enjoy Broccules. Think of this strain as an herbal tranquilizer.

by Sh1tfac3d May 21, 2018

Rehearsal

This occurs when the corpse of a loved one is reanimated, killed (again), and buried (for the last time hopefully).

At some point during the zombie outbreak you encounter your ex loved ones. They want your brains and you want them to rest forever, once again. This calls for a family rehearsal.

by Sh1tfac3d December 6, 2013