When a guy takes a shit in a girls pussy and then has sex with her... But it's no ordinary girl, it's his sister!!! This undoubtly happens in Alabama!!
Guy 1: Yo dude, I totally Alabama slammered Emily! She loved it!
Guy 2: Emily who??
Guy 1: You know, my sister Emily!!!!
Guy 2: Emily who??
Guy 1: You know, my sister Emily!!!!
by Brizzle23 September 21, 2016
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by Michael Froehler March 29, 2003
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Get the stammering steamer mug.This is a fake account on a site like MySpace, featured by a pic of a usually half naked barbie doll chick. They prey on typically clueless morons who will befriend any hot cleavage or great ass they see, and these men will usually be presented with an adult site they must visit so the world won't end. Most intelligent members of the masculine gender will become an expert at sniffing out these douche nozzle profiles in their first week of being on such a site.
by firegod001 June 11, 2009
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by K2theIzzle November 6, 2009
Get the Shmammered mug.Getting as shit faced as you possibly can without passing out, blacking out, or throwing up. Basically having the best time possible, while still being classy, with as much alcohol as possible. Often done on the regular on college campuses.
Person 1: Dude, do you have class tomorrow?
Person 2: Nah man.
Person 1: Then let's go get shmammery tonight!
Person 2: Nah man.
Person 1: Then let's go get shmammery tonight!
by djkalypso November 24, 2010
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