Grudge Race

In Ohio, currently its where people will get on facebook, talk all kinds of "I'm the fastest there is on the planet" shit. Argue back & forth for days, maybe even weeks, then cry when a wager is asked for. Then they will act like racing for $20 is just as good as hitting the Powerball if you win. Eventually one of them pulls money from 6 of their buddies to raise the $20 & they race.... taking 70 people to a spot all in one long convoy of throttle regurgitating fart cans that sound like 2 gay whales shitting on each other before docking. rolling ever so silently in to a spot at a mind numbing 200 decibels and blistering 24mph. As they line up to stage & come up on power it sounds like a hornets nest inside a metal trash can, inside a clothes dryer echoing for miles. The brake releases and everyone stares at the cars like the scene from Austin Powers when the guy gets run over by a steam roller. 30 minutes later the victor crosses the finish line the same time my domino's pizza shows up. Then comes the tirade of excuses, yo mamma jokes and posturing while docked. The victor will usually go to Brice rd and 2 step for no less than 30 minutes straight while everyone else in the parking lot prays that shitbox explodes or their mom shows up at the lot to take her moms car back home.

Look at them idiots about to grudge race

by LiquidCowboy October 16, 2018

race-bred

A superlative used in car ads that suggests that the car being advertised was designed for car racing. In reality, it is meaningless.

The Mazda 6 is equipped with a 200 horsepower race-bred engine.

by Andrew MacKinnon June 13, 2007

race-um

When one laugh sets off a chain of other laughs.

We were playing UpWords when one guy laughed and started a race-um

by TheKingOfAllThings June 20, 2009

racetard

Someone who is obsessed with race.

That fellow is a serious racetard

by NoOneAtAll July 31, 2013

grudge race

A race where two rivals have a score to settle

Primetime thinks they are faster then Badcompany so they will grudge race .

by BCRracing August 10, 2015

a disaster for the human race

the Industrial revolution and it’s consequences

The Industrial Revolution and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

by nlolhere March 22, 2021

boat race

A team-based drinking contest. Opposing teams (usu. 5 members each) sit opposite eachother along a table. At the gun, the first member of each team drinks their beverage (usu. beer) as quickly as possible. Upon completion, each player slams his/her mug to the table, signifying that the next teammate can begin their drink, like a relay race. At the end of the table, the last team member (called 'the Anchor') must complete two drinks before play proceeds back through each team (the 'return trip') until the first player of the winning team finishes his/her second drink.

We were doing boat races last night at the Student Union building, but Pete had four shots before we started and he couldn't finish the return trip.

by Figleaf23 December 30, 2008