Realistic Randy

Any sex move that consists of the use of a curling iron, a little blue pill, salsa, motor oil, anal beads, painters tape, a 1967 penny, a finger from a broken statue, or a slinky dog(like from the movie Toy Story.)

Bro 1: "Dude I gave this girl a realistic randy last night."
Bro 2: " Really what objects did you use?"
Bro 1: " I tied her down with the slinky dog, shoved the 1967 penny in her mouth, poured a little salsa in her mouth then covered her mouth with painters tape. Then proceeded to pop the pill myself, applied the motor oil as lube, stuck the curling iron in her vajay... dont worry it was on low, and then finished by fucking her in the ass."
Bro 2: "What kind of salsa did you use?"

by welshes grape juice January 15, 2011

Randy

Originating from the character Randy from "Trailer Park Boys" it is usally a nickname deemed on someone who is being annoying our getting on your nerves. Mostly associated with phrases that involve fighting with your pants off, eating cheese burgers, and wearing no shirts while having an oversized gut.

"Put a fucking shirt on Randy"
OR
"Oh no Randy is getting serious, gonna take his pants off soon"
OR
"Why don't you go have another cheeseburger Randy"
OR straight up
"Fuck off Randy"

by JBellzy June 16, 2007

Randy

Slang for a joint/cigarette rolled by using Randy's Wired Rolling Papers. The paper has a wire running down its length, which makes it easier to pass the joint around when it's close to being burnt out.

Don't feel like hitting the bong today, let's roll a Randy

by Erm90 October 10, 2010

Randy Orton

The best wrestler ever.OMG ! He is so hot,don't call me shallow Adrian,But he is Sexy!God I love him. Though I'm not trying to diss the girl he loves,FUCK OFF STACEY!!!

Randy pleez marry me! I LOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!

by Tara February 24, 2005

randy

someone who walks like a duck.

"dude, you walk like randy."

by annnonnnyyymouss May 8, 2008

Randy

Properly used to describe a random person or someone that nobody really likes to be around.

Lets roll out theirs too many fucking "randys" at this party.

Yeah bro this one "randy" was acting really sketchy lastnight.

by callmewoody January 27, 2011

macho man randy savage

-Professional wrestler famous for having his back side scorched on a plethora of occasions by Hulk Hogan.
-Was a two time WWF World Champion and 4 time WCW champion. Lost one WWF title to Hogan, and dropped two WCW titles to the Hulkster.
-Often known as Hulk's whipping boy or bitch.
-Made a rap CD calling out Hogan, but in fact, is deathly afraid of the 24" pythons and lacks the testicular fortitude to actually follow through on his challenge.
-Was a spokesman for Slim Jim Beef Jerky. Famous Slim Jim quote was, “snap into a Slim Jim.” The irony is that Hogan snapped into Savage like he was a Slim Jim.
-Was married to former manager, the late Miss Elizabeth.

"Whatcha gonna do, Macho Man Randy Savage, when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania, runs wild on you!?"

Hulk Hogan

by Terry Bollea May 3, 2005