protein milkshake

The semen a woman swallows after a dude cums.

After Melissa jerked off John, Brenda proceeded to guzzle down his protein milkshake.

by Senior Winces April 16, 2005

Protest

1. To whine and bitch about something
2. Then participate in it fully anyway

I'm protesting this stupid game because it costs too much to play!
But look at me, I'm in the top 10 with my protest on!

by **pseudonym** March 23, 2017

protein kiss

A slang term for fellatio. The giver may or may not swallow.

Melissa gave Daniel a mind blowing protein kiss for her birthday.

by sas517 July 24, 2011

surge protectors

condoms, rubbers, IUDs, diaphrams, the pill, etc

Hey joe; aren't you afraid you are going to get her pregnant? Hell no, as long as I have my surge protectors, I am not worried.

by mo cox February 1, 2007

protection

some form of a contraceptive

man, i've got to remember to wear some protection...

by ald;fjk March 2, 2004

protein rocket

a high flying cum loaded projectile launched from a cock intended to impact a chicks face

After I launched a protein rocket into Stacys face she surrended her turd cutter without further adew.

by Nekima May 10, 2006

protz

1) the act of being cool, but really you aren't.

2)Also if you were to mock a cowboy when you are drunk out of your mind and then you get punched out because you think you can take him

"Holy shit did that guy get protzed!"

by Billy56103 January 16, 2008