promise

something that people say they will keep but dont... SO IF THEY SAY THEY KEEP IT DONT BELIVE THEM

anyway point is if they dont keep there promise niether do u.

i promise ill be there.. and i promised i wouldn't make out with your boyfriend but oh well.

by notyourbitch991 September 6, 2021

Double Doughnut Promise

A level of promise that if broken, requires the breaker to wear not one, but two rubber rings around their torso for the whole day

person 1: Dude you look like a duck

Person 2: Yeah I know, I broke a double doughnut promise

by Blawan June 3, 2021

Americano Promise

Insert 1 pinky into the Vagina and the other pinky into her Anus. Attempt to lock and shake the Pinky's together. If successful while both Pinky's are in connection with each other,whisper into the Vagina "It's you and Me forever or until something better comes along"

I didn't feel bad breaking up with Nikki, years before I had given her an Americano Promise, she knew this day could come, who knew it would be her sister.

by VaginaTestDriver November 26, 2022

Malay promise

When someone promise to you but never happened

He just malay promise me he said that he will be here 12hour ago but still said he is on the way here

by Limau_ais February 21, 2024

Elephant promises

When you keep promising people that you're gonna do something but in reality you're not sure that you can keep it but you promise it anyway.

Jack keeps saying he'll make it to the party but it just sounds like elephant promises.

by Smithsonian Scratch November 21, 2014

Promise

A word meaning you will do something when/if you say you will do it or to some people (one direction) words that mean nothing to you.

Promise☺

(Ofc this is a joke tho , love the boys and as long as they r happy it does matter)

by Sjbdajxb April 9, 2021

promise academy

a school full of dumbasses , and dick riders . i wouldn’t recommend going there .

don’t go to promise academy!

by vsnsnsj March 12, 2020