Patrick shwavy

When you get soo fucked up that you do some really dumb shit, that you still regret/get embarrassed till this very day

"Man I got so Patrick shwavy last night I said something to a kid with the downies in a scooby doo voice"
"Whatcha say man?"
"RUH ROH RAGGY RETARD!!

by Faggete December 17, 2019

Patrick Stewart

Patrick Stewart is a medical condition that if contracted, results in chronic pubic alopecia (permanent loss of the pubes).

Tammy reluctantly relieved herself in a Port-A-John in the parking lot of a Dio concert and found she had caught a case of Patrick Stewart from the toilet seat. Her boyfriend Ronny will no longer be her “Holy Diver” as she had patchy pubes.

by Burt R August 13, 2008

patrick mcguinness

A brilliant British comedian who co-wrote and appeared in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere and also had starring roles in Phoenix Nights and That Peter Kay Thing.

"Is he chinese?" "No I only had' yellow crayon"

"And I'll do your dentist a favour and knock them bastards out"

by Drinkup July 19, 2005

Patrick

He is mean to his siblings but is known to be a good friend, crushes anything that is competitive, and is a girl magnet.

"Patrick is the best boyfriend ever"......

" are you sure cause last time I checked he is the WORST brother ever ."

by DJ pumpkin January 22, 2017

Patrick

Inflated balloon.

Did you see Patrick in the sky?

by Bao February 19, 2019

Patrick Star

A dumbass who just sits there doing absolutely nothing, drools in his sleep, and annoys Squidward with Spongebob

Spongebob: Patrick wanna go jellyfishing?
Patrick Star: Ok (starts sleeping and drooling).

by A fucking dousebag at school September 20, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

When Noel Miller gets dms, he reads about when people patrick shwavyyy it up lol its lit

by Noel Millers Girl December 16, 2019