Polterbytes

Polter (geist); (German) A ghost or spirit suppose to manifest its presence by noises,knockings, etc.

Bytes:(Computer Technology)A unit of information for processing in computer systems equal to one character or eight bits.

Polterbytes: Any malfunction that results in a computer system crashing by being infected with spywear, bots,ad wear, trojan horses, virus's etc.

Polterbytes ate my whole thirty page dissertation.

Polterbytes crashed my PC right in the middle of reading e-mail.

Polterbytes placed pictures of nude men
that pop up when doing homework with the kids.

Polterbytes keep jumping spam guards.

Polterbytes from Africa keep appearing telling me they have a million dollar jackpot waiting for my response.

Polterbytes keep popping up with pictures of hot local babes that are dieing to meet me.

by PolterBob March 24, 2009

Poltershite

When someone has a smelly bowel movement that lingers.

Hey man you left a poltershite in my bathroom!

by Pizzadrog July 11, 2015

polterglitter

Natural phenomena experienced transcendently in the form of a glistening load of afterlife- A special variant of ectoplasm, exercised erotically in the supernatural world.

When he awoke, he found blood and polterglitter all over the bathroom stall.

by lunarmoffs July 21, 2017

poltergeisted

When your girlfriend/boyfriend ghosts you for new person and you randomly punch replacement in the mouth.

Paige:Her new man just got knocked out by a stranger.
Sara: Naw he got poltergeisted cuz she ghosts people.

by Debo68 December 14, 2020

Polterghast syndrome

The phenomenon by which someone believes that the Geometry Dash level that they are jumping to is the best level in the game

Person 1: Your hardest is Bloodbath and you have 300k attempts on Tartarus, how do you even like that level

Person 2: it's the best level wdym

Person 1: you have polterghast syndrome

by this^^^^^^^^star_strucksta July 26, 2022

poltergasm

to get got by the spring duck with the french onion soup whomwhat does not know the importance of a good shag

bro got poltergasmed

by browhat? December 7, 2022

Pistachio Poltergeist

A being that eats pistachio's, then proceeds to throw the shell at you.

Peanut Fairy

What the hell was that?
Judging by this pistachio shell, it was the pistachio poltergeist.

by Flynnard January 14, 2016