Yellow Pages

When a woman has a vagina that is so saggy that it resembles worn out yellow pages from a public telephone booth.

She was hot, but when I went down on her, I thought I was in a phone booth, lookin at the yellow pages.

by mackendacooch November 15, 2010

Page Whoring

(v) The act of advertising other sites/services excessively on one's own webpage, as some form of cyber space prostitution.

Page Whoring Website Advertisement: "Come play Ebony Online - be tempted by our seductive images of firm cartoon breasts, and skin-tight armoured swimsuits!"

by Jazzdrummer25 March 4, 2010

Pop page

Also known as "popular page"- when a photo or video gets enough likes to show up on the "explore" page on Instagram. The phrase is usually used in a comment on the photo as if to notify the person who posted the photo or video didn't know that their photo got enough likes to show up on the "explore" page. The phrase is usually followed by an unnecessary emoji.

"Did you see that photo Beyoncé posted on insta?"

"Yeah, it was a pop page"

Or

"Pop page 😘😘😍😍😜😚"

by Unda the sea January 29, 2014

Painter's Palette

A method of shaving one's balls where a deposit of shaving cream is kept on the thigh for the shaver to grab from as needed to relather his balls.

Person #1: Man, shaving my balls in the shower was such a mess until I heard about the painter's palette. Now I can selectively apply the shaving cream to my balls!

Person #2: Wait, what?

by rock_lobster January 27, 2010

pageant

An elaborate public dramatic presentation that usually depicts a historical or traditional event.

Peter: "For Xerxes, every meal is a pageant."

by Andresthejeff February 6, 2014

The Best Fan Page in the Universe

This is the original name of the site which is now called "The Best Fan Site in the Universe". A fansite for Maddox, owner and writer of "The Best Damn Page in the Universe". This site is viewed negatively by many members of Maddox Mania, who simply bash the site to try to look "cool" and "in the 'in crowd'". In reality, this site, run by admins Zoghade, Jesus Christ, and Himeros, has a lot more going for it than many people claim. Though this site is lower in the number of members, this board is almost always devoid of pointless spam and idiocy (the rare cases of pointless spam and idiocy usually come from an outsider who believes they are funny for being stupid).

What?! I got banned from The Best Fan Page in the Universe for posting Tub Girl 50 times!! How could they?! Oh well, guess I'll go and complain about how "unfair" the admins are elsewhere.

by anonymous June 2, 2005

Dead page

Dead Page: Pages in a textbook in which there are no pictures, examples, or figures to take away from the pure, concentrated reading grind. Usually used in context with lots of sighs and long note taking assignments for school.

Student: Dude, did you finish the note assignment last night for AP Euro?

Dude: Yeah, and it took like 3 hours. There were at least 3 dead pages.

by Vaati13 September 16, 2010