Mud stamp

When you take a shit, forget to wipe and sit on something while you're naked, leaving a butthole print.

I accidentally left a mud stamp on your new love seat this morning; sorry Sophie.

by Pattydaddy69nice January 31, 2021

Mud Biscuit

The act of defecating upon your partners chest, then proceeding to close her breasts together therefore creating the biscuit.

Jenny fell asleep before I got home so I gave her a mud biscuit.

by Hugh Jass Baughls February 8, 2021

Mud Piggy

A person who is obsessed with eating ass.

You see that guy over there by the dumpster. Word has it from all the ladies turning tricks on 5th and Jackson that he is a real Mud Piggy.

by Elohdaeh March 3, 2021

Mud Bath

The act of shitting on someone's chest when you have diarrhea

Carlos payed a prostitute to give him a Mud Bath!

by Velocis March 26, 2021

Mud muffin

Excrement; turd (see fudge dragon)

"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."

by R. Bowers October 7, 2012

Mud flapped

The act of having your balls farted on.

My wife mud flapped me last night.

by nrourk February 27, 2011

Mud Plunging

Inserting your penis, dildo, strap-on, fist, ect. inside someone's ass while they are pooping to push the poop back up their ass.

The man put his penis inside the girl's ass right as the poop started to come out, causing the poop to go back in her ass and causing them both to have a not so pleasant feeling but the great feeling of knowing that you accomplished it.

-he is mud plunging her, he mud plunged her, she plunged herself, I mud plunged that filthy whore-

(hint: it would make your life easier for you if you didn't tell people that you mud plunged someone)

by epg2 November 12, 2011