Monkey see, monkey do  

refers to the learning of a process without an understanding of why it works.

Monkey see, monkey do , monkey die!

Monkey see, monkey do by Muntajab January 6, 2009

Monkwok

A rare, endangered animal. It is the offspring of a monkey and an ewok, and therefore is named the Monkwok

They got some new Monkwoks at the zoo!

Monkwok by snsd9 July 6, 2011

Monkeyfisting 

The act of shitting in one's hand and making a fist. Then proceeding to shove one's fist in their partner's rectum

Chad and I enjoy a good monkeyfisting every night.

Monkeyfisting by Zomboy595 December 23, 2016

Monkey Double Backflips 

Extravagant and exotic sex techniques used by females to lock down a high value male.

She was with Thomas but he was kind of boring. So she also met with Sebastian from sales department who was making six figures, has a sixpack and a nice car. So she does monkey double backflips all over him to get herself in a better financial position if she continues this until he takes her as a wife.

Monkey Double Backflips by mstar1337 July 15, 2020

monkey trying to fuck a football 

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football by bluebear January 9, 2021

therapy monkey 

Slang for an Artificial Intelligence therapist who will mirror your questions and give you answers that mirror your questions.

I gotta get to my therapy monkey who looks like Scarlett Johansson; I’m meeting her online in about five minutes!

therapy monkey by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020

Don't give a monkeys 

I don't care about it.

'Hey, how did he get that sandwich?'
'I don't give a monkeys how he got it. I'm off to the pub.'

Don't give a monkeys by Brutus73 December 23, 2011