Monterrio

He shake life.
You do this on the weekend?
He do this e'rry night!

He drunk as a fish

and high as a kite.

Oh!
He shake life.
Burrr!

Man, Monterrio, He shake life.

by Life Shaka May 12, 2011

Pig Monger

A particularly ugly and annoying person, normally a sibling. Good nonsensical comeback to an insult.
(Real definition is person who sells pigs)

Sister: "You need to clean your room"
Brother: "Shutup Pig Monger"

by Eric December 4, 2003

roachos monger

basically it's just a roach,
like, half or less of a joint.

"yo guy, got any roachos mongers we can toke?"
"how many roachos mongers you got at home guy?"
"siiiiick, a roachos monger!"
"how many roachos mongers we got now?"

by sidney D July 31, 2006

Tree Monger

Something that hangs in a tree that you have no idea what it is but you see something dangling from above

Crikey look at the size of that Tree Monger over there.

by O Crispy March 3, 2008

sex-monger

a brothel-keeper or pimp.

Ms. Bai is popular as a sex-monger all over the city.

by uttam maharjan June 19, 2011

Monger

A spaz or other choice of adjective for a person.
Used to joke with friends or 'innocently' tell another person that they kinda-sorta suck :)

Joke: "Jeebuz dude, don't be such a monger." ;)
Innocent term: "That chicky (or dicky) is such a monger!" :O
monger swiss cheese cocked up hobo lethargic

by MellowJellowithSarahSauce October 21, 2011

dildo monger

a term in which someone says you should be hit in the face with a purple dildo and get it shoved in your butt

you stupid dildo monger,a lot of my friends

by joshtheawesomeone May 22, 2011